I Bury Things… Maybe Plants… Maybe People

Cute? Absolutely. Slightly concerning? Also yes.

This hilarious gardening-inspired tee features an adorable frog farmer standing proudly with a shovel and a suspiciously placed hand emerging from the dirt. Perfect for plant lovers with dark humor, chaotic gardeners, introverts with attitude and anyone who thrives somewhere between cottagecore and crime documentary marathons.

Whether you’re digging in the garden or just avoiding human interaction, this shirt delivers the perfect blend of wholesome and wildly questionable energy.

Features:
• Soft and comfortable unisex fit
• Professionally printed using high-quality DTF transfers for vibrant, long-lasting designs
• Funny frog gardener graphic with dark humor twist
• Great for gardeners, plant lovers, frog fans, and spooky aesthetic lovers
• Easy to pair with jeans, leggings, overalls, or your emotional support hoodie

Perfect For:
• Garden goblins
• Plant addicts
• Frog collectors and amphibian enthusiasts
• Lovers of sarcastic and dark humor apparel
• People who own more plants than social skills

Warning: May cause neighbors to become slightly nervous during gardening season.